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How to Get an exit4pizza Pizza Named After You

Man eating exit4pizza pizza.
In three easy steps, you could be on Easy Street. Like this guy.

At our little Etna pizza shop, we pride ourselves in creating original, customized pizzas. In the process, we've developed a reputation for pies named after customers.

For example, you can try:

  • The Bob. This a pepperoni pizza, but with a few important modifications: Really, really heavy on the sauce. The bubbles remain intact (because pulling them off and eating them is one of Bob's favorite pizza traditions). It's cut into nine slices (so the pizza can be easily split between three people).

  • The Real McCann. This is a thin crust pizza drenched in green sauce, then layered up with extra cheese and double pepperoni. It's a rich, spicy affair, and it's especially good at breakfast when it's heated in the frying pan.

  • The George. We've already written about The George at length, but we'll give you the highlights here: pepperoni, hot Italian sausage, feta, Asiago, Romano, sweet basil. It's a wonderfully complex pizza.

But how did these individuals manage to get their names into the exit4pizza hall of fame? It's actually a pretty simple process.

Creating Your exit4pizza Legacy

There are three basic steps to landing in the exit4pizza Pizza Hall of Fame. They are:

1. Design a unique, delicious pizza. Some pizzas, like The Bob, are a structural variation of an old classic, but it's enough of a distinction to warrant a name. The George, meanwhile, is a complex collection of ingredients—also name-worthy. Our online ordering tool gives you literally millions and millions of pizza possibilities, so get cracking!

The kicker, however, is that the pizza has to be good. Other people shouldn't want to sink their teeth into your sensational creation. You can order a pizza buried under three inches of banana peppers, but that doesn't mean it'll reach our menu.

2. Order it multiple times. You know the Rifleman's Creed, popularized in Full Metal Jacket?

"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless."

Now, replace the word "rifle" with "pizza":

"This is my pizza. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My pizza is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my pizza is useless. Without my pizza, I am useless."

Live this pizza creed. Order the pizza enough times that we identify the pizza with you. We should see the toppings list in the kitchen and immediately know who ordered it without looking at the name. (Note: This is about 3-5 times of consistent ordering.)

3. Bask in the glory. OK, OK, OK, you've convinced us. You're on to something. At this point, we'll throw the pizza onto our ordering platform (and you can help us name the pie). Bonus for you: You no longer need to specify toppings and other technicalities. You just need to select the pizza!

Ready to start building your own original pizza? Call us at 412-781-1111 or visit our online ordering platform.

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